My life in pictures..

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.

Jeanne Ray  (via elauxe)

I met Jeanne Ray at a literary event once. She’s a sweet woman - as you might expect of an author who was a nurse throughout most of her professional career. (She’s also Ann Patchett’s mom.) 

(via bookoisseur)

unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.
Unknown (via kushandwizdom)

Everything Love

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fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool