My life in pictures..

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

nissan420sx:

hey do you take requests can you record yourself saying “oh hey new guy”?
i laughed when i saw this so why not

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in