once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them
"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE
insecuredickwad said:hey do you take requests can you record yourself saying “oh hey new guy”?i laughed when i saw this so why not
there should be a dating website called ebae
is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know
Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.
congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing job
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
fuck you but fuck me first
do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in